Animal Arithmetic

Have you read more than six of these books?

Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety.

Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky 
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell 
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins 
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy. 
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert 
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen 
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth. 
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville 
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome 
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt. 
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery 
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare 
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo 

— Yes, I have but this also opens my eyes as to what I still have to read.

Am I a bad person?

… Am I a bad person that watching little third world country children cry on TV will never ever make me as upset as watching an SPCA commercial with wounded dogs and cats?

I blame Sarah McLachlan.

Sherlock

The 3rd gif in your folder is your reaction to first meeting Sherlock:

… but we should be. AMIRITE?

The 15th gif in your folder is how you feel when you first meet Moriarty:

The 21st gif in your folder is how you feel when Irene Adler seduces you:

MOM? /Help.

The 9th gif in your folder is the villain you will be hunting down with Sherlock and John:

What a coinkydink. Fuck yes.

The second to last gif in your folder expresses your relationship with Mycroft Holmes:

Sometimes I do want to say that to you Mycroft.

The 13th gif in your folder is what you say to John Watson when you first move in:

The very last gif in your folder is how you feel when Sherlock takes your pulse:

Mmmmmmm.

Sherlock

4th gif in your folder - Your reaction to “My best friend Sherlock Holmes… is dead.”:

Oh, that is nothing compared to what I looked like. I put Katniss to shame.

17th gif in your folder - Your reaction to Sherlock receiving the deerstalker:

8th gif in your folder - Your reaction to Moriarty breaking into the Crown Jewels:

Honestly, Moriarty hands down is my favourite evil person ever. EVER. And he is a hottie. /12yrold

21st gif in your folder - Your feelings towards Kitty:

It is so true, I effing love her on the IT Crowd. Here I just wanted to punch her in the box.
 #Sherlockmakesmeviolent

13th gif in your folder - Your reaction to Moriarty being found not guilty:

No, Marshall. That is not my reaction. NO.

1st gif in your folder - Your reaction to the girl screaming at Sherlock:

Something’s a-brewin’.

12th gif in your folder - Your feelings when John and Sherlock are handcuffed together:

Oh, no big deal. Just my orgasm face.

25th gif in your folder -Your reaction when you see “Rich Brook”:

5th to last gif in your folder - Your reaction when Mrs Hudson is “shot”:

2nd to last gif in your folder - Your reaction when Moriarty pulls the trigger:

It’s true, fuck you Moriarty. (both figuratively AND literally)

8th to last gif in your folder - Your feelings during Sherlock’s “note” to John:

10th to last gif in your folder - Your reaction when Sherlock jumps:

6th to last gif in your folder - Your feelings during the grave scene:

Last gif in your folder - Your reaction to Sherlock being alive:

On a different note, that bod, eh girls?